reminder that Karkat and Equius are the only two trolls who have never attempted murder
Equius killed people all the time to feed Feferi’s lusus
I made you a guide
(via germanyxthe-world)
“ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them”
“why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing”
“ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now”
“why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper”
“wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cilff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”
(via actual-slut-artemis-fowl)
